Merry Christmas Everyone

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone. I'll be on vacation so enjoy your New Years Eve parties and I look forward to seeing you next year!

Don't forget to keep track of Santa tonight.

And in case you desperately need a brain teaser to get you through, here's a nice one for Santa.

Vacation From School

In how many ways can you arrange 100 identical stones into 3 piles so that each pile has at least 1 stone in it.

Four Brothers Born Together

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

Who are they?

Electricity Jokes

Since I'm happy to have electricity this Friday (as opposed to last Friday), here are some jokes to get you through the weekend.

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How is energy conservation like a baseball team?
What is burned by cars driven late at night?

I Have a Big Head

I know what my job is,
The point has been made.
You say I have a big head,
And you're right, I'm afraid.
Put me in my place,
And then leave me alone.
What I need most,
Is someone to drive me home.

Dropping the Steel Ball in Jamaica

In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference?

Four Way Stop

Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?