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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Math Jokes

  1. Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?
  2. How is the moon like a dollar?
  3. What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?
  4. Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?
  5. What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?
  6. What did one math book say to the other math book?
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3 comments:

  1. Abe7/10/2007 10:35 AM

    1.
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    3. half dollar
    4.
    5. the bed
    6. math books can't talk...well, I've had some experience with that, but only after really long nights of studying...

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  2. Anonymous7/10/2007 6:55 PM

    4. Anywhere, it's a yardstick

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  3. Unknown7/11/2007 8:25 AM

    Looks like you got the logical ones down, Abe and Henry. It's the jokes that were hard. :-)

    1. Because it is too gross (2 x 144 - two gross).
    2. They both have 4 quarters.
    3. At a yard sale.
    4. A half dollar.
    5. A bed.
    6. Wow, have I got problems!

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