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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Lighten Up

1. Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?
2. How is the moon like a dollar?
3. What is alive and has only 1 foot?

3 comments:

  1. 1. It's 2 gross.
    2. Both have 4 quarters.
    3. A snail. Or my uncle Bud, who only has one foot (although there is still some debate whether his brains cells still function).

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  2. As Nick said:
    1. It's too gross (2x144)
    2. Both have four quarters
    3. Most legs.

    The first and last are jokes I've seen around on other sites. They made me laugh, and I hope you did too.

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  3. i dont get the first one...
    2 gross....
    wat? :S

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